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@ 41301 A Chinese Bachelor Party
A: 哎，你來看，你來看。
āi, nǐ lái kàn, nǐ lái kàn.
Hey, come take a look.
B: 你這傢伙在看什麼呢？
nǐ zhè jiāhuo zài kàn shénme ne?
What are you watching, man?
A: 喏，電視裡在放外國人的單身派對。你小子下個月結婚，咱們也辦一個，怎麼樣？
nuó, diànshì lǐ zài fàng wàiguórén de dānshēn pàiduì. nǐ xiǎozi xià ge yuè jiéhūn, zánmen yě bàn yī ge, zěnmeyàng?
Ah, they're showing a foreign bachelor party on TV. Dude, you're getting married next month. Let's put one together! What do you think?
B: 不錯嘛，有吃有喝的。
bùcuò ma, yǒu chī yǒu hē de.
Not a bad idea. There's food and drinks.
A: 你個宅男，開眼界了吧。這次兄弟我來幫你安排，保準你終生難忘。
nǐ ge zháinán, kāi yǎnjiè le ba. zhècì xiōngdì wǒ lái bāng nǐ ānpái, bǎozhǔn nǐ zhōngshēng nánwàng.
You're such a homebody, this has really opened your eyes hasn't it? This time, bro, I'll make the arrangments. I guarantee you'll never forget it.
B: 哦，那我回頭和小麗說一聲。
ò, nà wǒ huítóu hé Xiǎo Lì shuō yī shēng.
Okay. I'll let Xiao Li know about it later.
A: 傻！開這種派對哪有和老婆商量的。婚姻是愛情的墳墓，你都要入土了，可不得抓住這最後的機會，瘋狂地玩一把。
shǎ! kāi zhèzhǒng pàiduì nǎyǒu hé lǎopo shāngliang de. hūnyīn shì àiqíng de fénmù, nǐ dōu yào rùtǔ le, kěbù děi zhuāzhù zhè zuìhòu de jīhuì, fēngkuáng de wán yī bǎ.
Moron! This isn't the kind of party you discuss with your wife. Marriage is the death of romance, you're going six feet under. This might be your last chance at an opportunity like this. Let's just go wild.
B: 哈哈，瞧你說的。
hāhā, qiáo nǐ shuō de.
Haha, listen to you.
A: 我告訴你，到那天我讓我哥們兒帶著他的樂隊一起來。還有，我一朋友是做紅酒生意的，我一句話，給你打八折。
wǒ gàosu nǐ, dào nà tiān wǒ ràng wǒ gēmenr dài zhe tā de yuèduì yīqǐ lái. háiyǒu, wǒ yī péngyou shì zuò hóngjiǔ shēngyì de, wǒ yī jù huà, gěi nǐ dǎ bā zhé.
I'm telling you, we'll get our buddies to bring their band. Also, I have a friend in the wine business. I say the word and he'll give you a 20% discount.
B: 紅酒啊，開銷太大了吧。
hóngjiǔ a, kāixiāo tài dà le ba.
Wine? That's a bit too expensive, no?
A: 難道喝二鍋頭啊，洋人的活動肯定得喝洋酒啦。對了，最好找個有游泳池的地方。
nándào hē èrguōtóu a, yángrén de huódòng kěndìng děi hē yángjiǔ la. duì le, zuì hǎo zhǎo ge yǒu yóuyǒngchí de dìfang.
What, you want to drink cheap baijiu? A western-style party definitely needs western booze. Oh, that's right. It'd be best if we found a place with a swimming pool.
B: 為什麼一定要游泳池？
wèishénme yīdìng yào yóuyǒngchí?
Why do we need a swimming pool?
A: 我們可以要求來賓穿泳裝參加啊，有些女孩還會穿三點式的嘛。對了，還要再找兩個跳脫衣舞的。
wǒmen kěyǐ yāoqiú láibīn chuān yǒngzhuāng cānjiā a, yǒuxiē nǚhái hái huì chuān sāndiǎnshì de ma. duì le, hái yào zài zhǎo liǎng ge tiào tuōyīwǔ de.
We can get all the guests to come in their swimming suits. Some of the girls will wear bikinis. Oh and we'll get two strippers too.
B: 你這傢伙是不是毛片看多了。
nǐ zhè jiāhuo shì bu shì máopiānr kàn duō le.
You've watched way too many pornos, man. Haha...
A: 以前在寢室你不也看嘛，還說我。哎，我這兒有本雜誌你肯定沒看過，特過癮。
yǐqián zài qǐnshì nǐ bù yě kàn ma, hái shuō wǒ. āi, wǒ zhèr yǒu běn zázhì nǐ kěndìng méi kàn guo, tè guòyǐn.
Me, whatever. Back when we were in the dorm, you watched too. Hey, I've got a magazine here you definitely haven't seen. It's right up your alley.
C: 老公，我逛街回來啦。
lǎogong, wǒ guàng jiē huílai la.
Honey, I'm back from shopping.
B: 小麗！
Xiǎo Lì!
Xiao Li!
C: 你們在看什麼呢，躲躲藏藏的。喲，你們男人就喜歡看黃色的東西。哦，對了，我打算在我朋友家睡一個禮拜，下週不回家了。
nǐmen zài kàn shénme ne, duǒduǒcángcáng de. yō, nǐmen nánrén jiù xǐhuan kàn huángsè de dōngxi. ò, duì le, wǒ dǎsuàn zài wǒ péngyou jiā shuì yī ge lǐbài, xiàzhōu bù huíjiā le.
What are you guys looking at that you're tyring so hard to hide? Agh, you guys only like looking at perverted stuff. Oh, that's right, I'm going to sleep at my friend's place for a week and so I won't be here next week.
B: 啊，為什麼？
ǎ, wèishénme?
Huh, why?
C: 她們說要給我開個單身派對。
tāmen shuō yào gěi wǒ kāi ge dānshēn pàiduì.
They said they are going to plan a bachelorette party for me.
AB: 啊？！
ǎ?!
Huh?!
Key Vocabulary
單身派對 dānshēnpàiduì
宅男 zháinán
開眼界 kāi yǎnjiè
保準 bǎozhǔn
終生難忘 zhōngshēngnánwàng
回頭 huítóu
商量 shāngliang
墳墓 fénmù
入土 rùtǔ
開銷 kāixiāo
二鍋頭 èrguōtóu
洋人 yángrén
洋酒 yángjiǔ
來賓 láibīn
三點式 sāndiǎnshì
脫衣舞 tuōyīwǔ
毛片 máopiānr
過癮 guòyǐn
躲躲藏藏 duǒduǒcángcáng
Supplementary Vocabulary
躲藏 duǒcáng
住宅 zhùzhái
黃色 huángsè
單身漢 dānshēnhàn
宅女 zháinǚ
比基尼 bǐjīní
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