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@ 30506 Parking Lot Rage
A: 你會不會開車？倒了半天都進不去。
nˇı hu`ı bu hu`ı ka¯ iche¯ ? da`o le ba`ntia¯ n do¯ u j`ın bu qu`.
Can you drive a car or not? You’ve been backing up for half the day and still can’t get in.
B: 你才不會開呢。跟得這麼緊，我怎麼倒車？
nˇı ca´i bu`hu`ı ka¯ i ne. ge¯ n de zhe`me jˇın, woˇ zeˇnme da`oche¯ ?
It’s you who can’t drive. With you following me so close, how can I back up?
A: 滑稽不滑稽？馬路叉不是你的。自己水平臭還怪
起別人來了？不會開就不要出來丟人。
hua´ji bu`
hua´ji? maˇlu`
yo`u bu`
sh`ı nˇı de. z`ıjˇı shuˇıp´ıng cho`u ha´i
gua`i qˇı bie´re´n la´i le? bu`hu`ı ka¯ i jiu` bu`ya`o chu¯ lai diu¯ re´n.
Isn’t that hilarious? You don’t own the road. Your own skills suck, and you start blaming other people? If you can’t drive then you shouldn’t come out and embarrass yourself.
B: 喂，我開我的車，關你屁事！
we`i, woˇ
ka¯ i woˇ
de che¯ , gua¯ n nˇı p`ısh`ı!
Hey, I’ll drive my car. You mind your own business!
A: 你浪費我的時間，當然關我的事。
nˇı la`ngfe`i woˇ
de sh´ıjia¯ n, da¯ ngra´n gua¯ n woˇ
de sh`ı.
If you waste my time, of course it’s my business.
B: 你算老幾？有什麼重要的事？趕著去投胎？
nˇı sua`n laˇojˇı? yoˇu she´nme zho`ngya`o de sh`ı? gaˇn zhe qu` to´uta¯ i?
Who do you think you are? What do you have to do that’s so important? In a big hurry to be reincarnated?
A: 好，老子看你今天是來找打的。今天不教訓你我
就不姓王。
haˇo, laˇozi ka`n nˇı j¯ıntia¯ n sh`ı la´i zhaˇo daˇ
de. j¯ıntia¯ n bu`
jia`oxun
nˇı woˇ
jiu`
bu`
x`ıng Wa´ng.
All right pal, I see today you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’. I’ll teach you a lesson today, or my name isn’t Wang.
B: 誰不知道你姓王，王八的王。
she´i bu` zh¯ıda`o nˇı x`ıng Wa´ng, wa´ngba de Wa´ng.
Everyone knows your name is Wang, Wang the jerk.
[打架的聲音]
daˇjia` de she¯ ngy¯ın]
[sound of a fight]
---Key Vocabulary---
半天 ba`ntia¯ n half day
倒車 da`oche¯ to back up a car
滑稽 hua´ji funny
臭 cho`u stink
丟人 diu¯ re´n to lose face
關你屁事 gua¯ n nˇı p`ısh`ı none of your business
浪費 la`ngfe`i to waste
算老幾 sua`n laˇojˇı who do you think you are
投胎 to´uta¯ i to be reincarnated
教訓 jia`oxun to teach a lesson
王八 wa´ngba jerk
---Supplementary Vocabulary---
罵人 ma`re´n to curse (at people)
吵架 chaˇojia` to argue
打架 daˇjia` to fight
找茬 zhaˇocha´ to pick a fight
惹事 reˇsh`ı to cause trouble
算帳 sua`nzha`ng to get even with some- body
評理 p´ınglˇı to have it out
講道理 jiaˇng da`oli to speak reasonably
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